Checkout — MoonChalk

Printed in the US
Ships in 2 to 3 days
30 day money back

Made To Be Noticed, Like You.

Step #1: Contact Information

Step #2: Shipping Address

Ships in 2 to 3 days, arrives within 5 to 7.

Customer Reviews

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

Three people asked on day one

Put it on my work laptop. Three people asked where I got it on the first day. Worth it for that alone.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

Mildly called out

This made me laugh and then feel mildly called out lol. It’s on my laptop now.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

Easiest gift win of the year

Bought this for my best friend and she sent me a voice note screaming when she opened it. Easiest gift win of the year.

Capricorn sticker on a stainless steel flask

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

“Dangerously accurate”

Got the Libra one for my girlfriend and she said it’s “dangerously accurate.” I think she liked it.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

Low effort, high impact

My work bestie’s birthday = this plus a coffee gift card. Perfect low-effort high-impact gift. It’s been on her laptop since.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

Made her laugh for the first time in days

Sent one to my friend going through a breakup. Made her laugh for the first time in days. 5 stars from me.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

Colours are better in person

Got it on a whim and it’s perfect. Colors are way better in person. Already ordered two more as birthday gifts.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

Survived the dishwasher

Thick vinyl, feels like it’ll last. Been on my water bottle for a month, survived the dishwasher, hasn’t budged. Funny without being cringe, which is rare.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

Clean die-cut, no bubbles

Clean die-cut, no bubbles, sticks well even on textured surfaces. Shipped fast. Genuinely impressed with the quality for the price.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

No sneaky add-ons

Wasn’t sure if this was really a one time thing. Paid, got an email and the sticker showed up 5 days later.

Moonchalk Sticker

3 inches across Weather Proof Sticks Anywhere

Step #3: Select Quantity

← See all 12 signs

1 Aquarius Sticker

Just my sign. One sticker.

$8.95 +$4.99 shipping

3 Stickers

One for you. Two for the friends who had it coming.

$19.50 ($6.50 each) Free shipping

BIGGEST SAVING!

6 Stickers

Six signs, one envelope. Enough to expose everyone.

$34.00 ($5.67 each) Free shipping

Step #4: Payment Information

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Add Your Enemy Sign

Add your enemy sign (+$5.00) : The one you're least compatible with. Same envelope, no extra postage.

Package Protection

Protect my package (+$2.95) : Lost or damaged in transit? We reship it free, no interrogation.

New Sign Every Month

Keep them coming (+$9.00/month) : You've got more than one confession in you. Receive a new sticker every month. Cancel any time, no hassle.

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From The Desk Of Adrien
Austin, TX - Moonchalk HQ

Listen.

Most zodiac stickers want you to feel cute.

The pastel ones. The " ♒ queen 👑" ones. The boho moon-and-stars ones. We made the opposite.

Moonchalk is a satirical brand for people who actually know their sign… and aren't afraid to admit what that means.

Read the rest →

Your sticker isn't a label. It's a confession.

It's the part of you your friends already know. The part your group chat references. The part your ex still talks about in therapy.

We just put it on a sticker.

Built to last

Premium vinyl
Won't fade in sunlight or peel after 2 weeks
3-inch diameter, fits every laptop, water bottle, and surface that needs a personality
Designed and printed in the US

Side effects

Friends asking where you got it
Strangers asking if it's about them
A slight increase in your willingness to admit you're insufferable

Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the stickers?

3 inches in diameter. Big enough to read across the room. Small enough to fit on a phone case.

Will they fade in the sun?

No. UV-resistant ink + vinyl coating. Made for outdoor use.

Can I put them in the dishwasher?

Yes. We tested ours. They're fine. Your relationship with your roommate is another matter.

Where are they printed?

In the US. Designed in our studio, printed on demand by a US-based partner.

How long does shipping take?

Made to order, so 2-3 business days to print, then 2-4 business days to reach you. We'll send tracking the moment your order ships.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — we ship within the US only for now. If you're outside the US and want one, email [email protected] and we'll let you know when that changes.

My package is late. What do I do?

Email us at [email protected] with your order number. We'll find it. Or replace it. Whichever is faster.

What's your return policy?

30-day money-back guarantee. If you don't love your Moonchalk product, send it back and we'll refund you. No questions asked. (Okay, maybe one: "why?" — but only out of curiosity.)

My sticker arrived damaged. Help?

Email a photo to [email protected] within 7 days of delivery. We'll send a replacement, no charge.

How does the monthly subscription work?

You pay $9.00/month and we send you a new sticker every month. Cancel any time, no hassle.

When will I be charged?

Today, then on the same date every month. The first sticker ships with your initial order, then a new one every 30 days.

Are these stickers serious?

No. They're satirical. We love astrology — we just don't take it (or ourselves) too seriously. Think of Moonchalk as the friend who says what you're already thinking, only louder and with better typography.

Will I offend my Aquarius friend?

If they're a real one, no. If they get offended, they were probably a Virgo. (And we love them anyway.)